Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts

Monday, August 13, 2007

What ryhmes with "Aumentado"?


From inquirer.net: Boom Boom's village loses road project after boxer's loss

So Gov. Erico Aumentado of Bohol (seen right) will cement the provincial road connecting Can-uling to the rest of the world if and only if boxer Rey "Boom-boom" Bautista becomes champion. Wow. I was thinking of some analogy that will show the absurdity of the situation, but, man, nothing beats the real thing.

In his message on his official website, he describes Bohol as the "Island of History and Natural Beauty". Yeah, nothing harks back to the rustic pre-colonial days like a dirt road.

So, what rhymes with "Aumentado"? It'll come to you.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

GO's 10-point Economic Plan

The Genuine Opposition (GO) today unveiled their 10-point economic plan. Here's their plan (in italics), and my comments, in a nutshell:

1 - Generate more jobs through labor-intensive infrastructure projects in the rural areas.
I am not a civil engineer, but I think most infrastructure projects are already labour-intensive. Despite the use of cranes and cement mixers, current technology still needs people to actually do the building. What technology are they talking about here? The pounded-earth method to build walls and dikes? But in any case, infrastructure projects need money, so to do this they should either increase revenues or reallocate current revenues from other departments. See #5.

2 - Increase budgetary allocations for education at all levels.
No argument here; we do need more money for education. Again, this needs money, so to do this they should either increase revenues or reallocate current revenues from other departments. See #5.

3 - Substantially lower the cost of medicines.
How do they plan to do this? Parallel importing? Promoting alternative medicines? Imposing price caps? Nationalising pharmaceutical companies?

4 - Lower the costs of transportation and power through the development of domestic sources of renewable energy.
I hope they realise that "the development of domestic sources of renewable energy" will be quite costly in the short term. R&D of new technology is just the beginning; add to that the replacement and adaptation of current technology to the new technology. Again, this needs money, so to do this they should either increase revenues or reallocate current revenues from other departments. See #5. (Is it obvious I'm copying and pasting here?)

5 - Reject any new tax and improve tax administration.
Whoa! So they plan to do a lot of projects with a lot of spending without increasing taxes. So which department or budget item are they going to squeeze dry? And how do they plan to improve tax administration over and above what's being done now? How much additional income (net of additional administrative costs) do they expect to get after improving tax administration?

6 - Grant prosecutorial powers to the Commission on Human Rights and de-emphasize the heavily militarist approach in counter-insurgency.
Not really an economic plan, but fine. I don't see why the CHR can't file cases against human rights violators now, but if they think this will help then so be it.

7 - Contribute to the arrest of global warming.
How??? By doing #4? By pressing the US to ratify the Kyoto Protocol?

8 - Organize additional support programs for overseas Filipino workers.
Ok, fine. Again, this needs money, so to do this they should either increase revenues or reallocate current revenues from other departments. See #5.

9 - Reinforce the role of the press as watchdog against graft and corruption by decriminalizing libel and increasing penalties for harm done to news persons.
Wait, decriminalize libel??? This is a non sequitur. There is nothing that shows that the threat of libel causes journalists to abandon their watchdog role; rather, the threat of government persecution or censorship often leads to more courageous journalists. Cases in point: the Mosquito Press during Marcos and the PCIJ during Erap. What leads to the abandonment of the watchdog role is the presence of corruption in the media, a.k.a. "envelopmental journalism". The threat of libel does not muzzle the press; money does.

10 - Institute other meaningful economic reforms.
Like what?!? Talk about motherhood statements.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

According to the Inquirer, Erap composed a jingle to lambast his three former allies who are now in Arroyo's camp. Entitled the "ASO Jingle", ASO is supposed to stand for Angara-Sotto-Oreta. The jingle, to the tune of "How Much is That Doggie in the Window?", goes like this:

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ASO Jingle

How much is that doggie in the window?
At anong klaseng aso ba ito?
Ewan ko, sila ang tanungin niyo
Bakit sila naging aso.

Magkano ba ang aso sa Senado?
Iboboto niyo ba mga ito?
Sayang lang ang inyong mga boto
Kung mapupunta lang sa aso.

Bawal ang aso sa Senado
Ibang klaseng aso kasi ito
Hindi tumatahol o nanghahabol
Naghihintay lang ng suhol.

Balimbing ang ’ngalan ng aming aso
Hindi siya kumakain ng buto
Balimbing ang kanyang paborito
Kaya siya’y balimbing na aso.
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Now, Angara, Sotto, and Oreta are indeed turncoats, but what gall Erap has to lambast them with a jingle when his Genuine Opposition (GO) is similarly riddled with opportunists and turncoats. You have there Manny "Mr. Impeachment" Villar along with Noynoy Aquino and Sonia Roco who both marched to get Erap out of power in 2001. Then you have Kiko "Noted" Pangilinan who's neither in nor out of the opposition slate. And lest we forget, there's Loren "Crying Lady" Legarda who cried during Erap's impeachment trial just to scoot over to FPJ's side when Noli became GMA's running mate in 2004.

Fact is, practically all of these politicians, whether GO or TEAM Unity, are turncoats and opportunists. Their only loyalty is to themselves. They'll be too willing to turn their backs on their current parties when political tides change.

But that's expected of our crop of politicians. What I really despise is the gall of the opposition to cloak themselves with righteousness when they are just as sleazy as the admnistration. They are so intent on grabbing power so that it can be their turn again to plunder the country, which was cut short in 2001. There's nothing genuine-- which means free of hypocrisy or pretense-- about the GO, unless GO stands for "Genuine Opportunism".